Guild Master (President of the Universe)
Everyone knows we are led by a megalomanic and crazy person so nothing less fits.
Enjoys meetings, marketing, art, hygiene,.... Some would say they are useless but they will prevent us from dying of a ventrillo virus.
Mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" and the writers of "the third worst poetry in the universe"
Casual raiders & social players (Dentrassis)
The best cooks and the best drink mixers in the universe and they like good company.
Exceptionally happy and content with their lot even though they are probably mostly farming for the Vogons.
We think we experiment with them. They know it is the other way around.
They have left us. No one know where to and we haven´t been able to understand why.